Black Pudding

a deliciously savage breakfast

"would you like me on all fours?" she asked, innocently.

I have now decided that the upper class English accent lends a unique and deliciously erotic edge to casual vulgarity. If it befits the girl in question at any rate, if she can pull it off, and using an equally vulgar method of measurement it would appear that this girl most definately could.

Such was our haste to get into bed with one another that we had neglected to remove the clown makeup from the party.

Now, naked and embracing passionately, it was adding a rather ...peculiar... air to sex. Expressions on our painted faces became hugely exaggerated, movements that would otherwise have been erotic were now satire, everything became symbolical and for supposedly vanilla sex I found it all rather... not.

Regardless, alchohol suspended the ridiculousness of it all enough that the eroticism could percolate through and I returned to my hormone infused cartoon.