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officially last tuesday

I'll make this quick because I'm tired and I want to go to sleep, and let's face it, any readers I ever get are simply not as important as my sleep.

I went to kontraband and watched some of their "sexy webcam girls dancing semi-nude!" and was somewhat suprised when I had the reaction of disgust and the need to look at something else.

For some reason, I'm really turned off by women who are trying to look sexy and get men to stare at them. It is such a turn off it's not even funny. You're not sexy, you're not something to be worshipped, you're just an attention whore who has nothing better to offer the world.

Hmm, now that I think about it, maybe it isn't so strange. I guess I feel like it's degrading for men to stare at these women and get semi's. I suppose it's also because if they did decide to go with one of the men who are staring at them, it will only be the biggest most arrogant cock among them.

Also, I am sick to death of seeing the same hairstyle around my campus these days. You fake blondes have had your day, damnit. You all look the same and it's quite irritating for us guys to meet the same girl over and over in a different body.

Having said that however, I am pleased to note that I do get turned on by some webcam videos, mostly the ones from girlfriends to their boyfriends. Obviously it's because they're not complete attention-seeking sluts.

I'm fucking picky sometimes, aren't I?

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