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seriously man, this chick is freaky, I mean like extra hot sauce, don't be shy with the spice

really? damn, like, what does she do?

she's got a couple of collars in her underwear drawer that I make her wear every now and again. we've played around with her dildo too

dude. when you said freaky I didn't realise you mean wonton sex kitten.

I know, she's a total nymph. there's some stuff I won't tell you about but I'll tell you one thing, this girl does stuff I've never even seen in porn movies.

dude. just... dude.