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[this is where the small italicized witty and self-parodying remark would go]

[this is where I would have written about all the clever ideas I have in store for her on the school night, and I explain the forethought that preceded them]

[this is the short joke I insert to break up the structure a bit and cleanse the literary palette for the further explainer]

[this is where I would reveal that every now and again at work I giggle to myself and laugh at what I'm getting up to these days, and reflect on how unbelievably fast it's all happening and coming together, wondering in a small moment of introspection at what strange desires my mind conjures up, what feats of ingenuity I devise in order to satisfy my inner muse]

[another small but witty joke to break from the seriousness of the last paragraph, and remind the reader that I don't take myself seriously, that I think I'd kick my own ass and steal my lunch money before anything that terrible ever occurred]

[this is where I tell the reader that there'll be more to read after Friday and possible Saturday if I stay for that long, that they definitely don't want to miss out on that story, whether it turns out as I have planned or whether it goes altogether horribly wrong]

[wherein I reaffirm my hopes for the night, namely that all concerned have a great deal of deliciously safe and kinky fun, that she can see how what I have planned was planned specifically with her in mind, should she choose in the end to accept the invitation]

[and finally small morsel of wit to end]