Strangest thing woman has ever said to me en route to sex

although I'm sure one day I'll hear something that will top this...

Someone recently asked me what the strangest thing a girl has ever said to me while I was getting laid. I couldn't think of anything, but this is the weirdest shit I have ever heard whilst on my way to getting laid:

Me: "So, where shall we go?"

Her: "We can go back to mine, but I should probably warn you that one of my friends is an addict and coming off drugs, he'll be sedated and unconscious in his room so he's nothing to worry about. Would that bother you?"

Me: "....."