Tits or Ass?

the eternal divide

Ah yes, the whole big or small breasts issue. And the ultimate dividing question of tits or ass preference.

Generally, it must be said that I'm an ass man. Let a pretty girl walk in front of me and I will pretend to be fascinated by the ceiling. However, wait until said girl has walked past and I will immediately run a Norton Antivirus scan on her behind, analyzing for curves, fullness and height of skirt. With a sip from my pint glass, this information will be processed, rendered, and scaled for a Naked Reconstruction.




But I digress.

Nay, indeed I prefer to think that although I am an ass man, I prefer a woman to have proportion. I.e., her breasts need not be big nor small, her ass need not be petit nor bootylicious, they must merely be in proportion with her other humps.

Her humps her humps her humps. Her lovely lady lumps.

I think that's probably why I like doggy style as well. That or reverse cowgirl, gives me a chance to see their ass in all of it's profound beauty.

And then to smack said beautiful ass...