God, does Porn bore the shit out of me

a suprising and slightly worrying discovery

I'm a red blooded male. I'm of average height, perhaps slightly over-average build and generally normal by any other standards.

And yet today, I woke up and realized that I hadn't had a good ol' jerk in a week.

A week! when I was 14 I don't think I went more than half a day without getting myself off. What the hell kindof business do I have not having a jerk for 7 days!?!?!?!

So I think to myself, "Well shit Vice, maybe it's about time you took your love pump and greased the axels a little". Maybe indeed. I go down to the downstairs and turn on my laptop. I navigate to my secret porn stash and enter the necessary passwords, fingerprint scans and retina examinations.

I start watching porn, and switch it off, bored. I turn on another video, start jerking and again, become quickly bored. I resort to my really kinky stuff, and again, I am bored.

Then, with a sigh, I mentally go to the back of my head and push the orgasm button early, just so I can get on to bigger and better things in my day. I spurt, and it's a bucketload as I expected, from not having jerked off for so long.

I wonder, is this because I've reached sex saturation point? With these two nymphs chasing me have I finally reached the point whereby I couldn't care about having any more sex?

Hmm.